Supping on the Socialist Cheese of Hate

May 16, 2008 / Thank you, Dean Allen, for alerting us to John Oliver’s podcast with Andy Zaltzman.

If you haven’t listened to The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and The Daily Show’s John Oliver, then do. I was bent double hearing Zaltzman read this listener review. From Episode 24, “possibly the most spectacular e-mail ever sent to The Bugle,” addressed to “Oily and Schmaltz,” goes out on this high note:

Wouldn’t you rather grow up to be real philosopher comedians rather than remain bum dwelling trouser fleas? The socialist hate-cheese is rich in protein but lacks essential brain building vitamins. That kind of leftist mental death is a sorry road. Next you’ll be arrested looting shops or scrawling graffiti on train sheds during imagined Bilderberg conferences.

Now stop it and be good boys. Try funny.