That Julianne Moore Cover

May 1, 2008 / Regarding the inimitable Julianne Moore on the cover of Vogue: “She looks hot! But the whole thing is sort of unseemly. But it’s FRENCH! But it’s just TOO MUCH. But maybe it’s SEXY. But it’s also sort of creepy. But that color is great. But I don’t need to see her in this S&M panties-coordinated-with-belt […]

Regarding the inimitable Julianne Moore on the cover of Vogue:

“She looks hot! But the whole thing is sort of unseemly. But it’s FRENCH! But it’s just TOO MUCH. But maybe it’s SEXY. But it’s also sort of creepy. But that color is great. But I don’t need to see her in this S&M panties-coordinated-with-belt thing. But at least it’s interesting! But it makes me feel sort of uncomfortable. But maybe that’s the point! But I hate it. No, I love it. No, it’s terrible. No, it’s AWESOME. No. Yes. No. I don’t know. GOD, WON’T SOMEONE PUT IT TO A VOTE?!”

Your wish is my command, dear reader…

It’s been going on for a while. I can’t resist Heather and Jessica.