Hang tight, Apple faithful

September 6, 2009 / Fake Steve’s advice on dealing with anti-Apple propaganda. Ah, Snowy Leopard.

Fake Steve on Snow Leopard’s troubled debut:

For now, it may be best not to travel alone. If you must go outside, try to bring a fellow fanboy with you. If you still start to feel weak, download some new apps for your GodPhone. That should help. Also, spend some time looking at your photos of me. Best of all, come to San Francisco this Wednesday, or at least tune in to our event. We’ll have shiny new objects which will restore your sense of childlike wonder. I promise you will be dazzled and re-hypnotized. Until then, peace out.

Sublime fake bloggery.

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