Supping on the Socialist Cheese of Hate

May 16, 2008 / If you haven’t listened to The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and The Daily Show’s John Oliver, then do. I was bent double hearing Zaltzman read this listener review. From Episode 24, “possibly the most spectacular e-mail ever sent to The Bugle,” addressed to “Oily and Schmaltz,” goes out on this high note: Wouldn’t you rather [...]

If you haven’t listened to The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and The Daily Show’s John Oliver, then do. I was bent double hearing Zaltzman read this listener review. From Episode 24, “possibly the most spectacular e-mail ever sent to The Bugle,” addressed to “Oily and Schmaltz,” goes out on this high note:

Wouldn’t you rather grow up to be real philosopher comedians rather than remain bum dwelling trouser fleas? The socialist hate-cheese is rich in protein but lacks essential brain building vitamins. That kind of leftist mental death is a sorry road. Next you’ll be arrested looting shops or scrawling graffiti on train sheds during imagined Bilderberg conferences.

Now stop it and be good boys. Try funny.